{"id":76,"date":"2015-11-08T17:17:56","date_gmt":"2015-11-08T16:17:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/?p=76"},"modified":"2015-11-08T17:17:56","modified_gmt":"2015-11-08T16:17:56","slug":"mitt-parkettgolv-och-jag-genom-sverige","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/mitt-parkettgolv-och-jag-genom-sverige\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitt parkettgolv och jag genom Sverige"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En dansarrang\u00f6rs dagbok:<\/p>\n<p>Flyg fr\u00e5n Ronneby till Lule\u00e5 i onsdags kv\u00e4ll, varav 60 snabba sekunder p\u00e5 Arlanda. Planet sent, gaten st\u00e4ngd, jag sprang fort. &#8221;Du f\u00e5r inte \u00e5ka med, du \u00e4r bortplockad&#8221; sa flygv\u00e4rdinnan. &#8221;Jag m\u00e5ste till Lule\u00e5 och \u00e4ta plankstek&#8221; sa jag. &#8221;Okej d\u00e5&#8221;, sa flygv\u00e4rdinnan och sen pustade jag ut av den kroppsliga springattacken medan SAS tog mig till Lule\u00e5 och den v\u00e4ntande k\u00f6ttbiten med kamrat.<\/p>\n<p>Torsdag morgon, 25 mil i bil till G\u00e4llivare och ett stopp i \u00d6verkalix f\u00f6r laxmacka i butiken som s\u00e4ljer b\u00e5de det och uppstoppad bj\u00f6rn samt spolarv\u00e4tska. D\u00e4refter b\u00e4ra ut 300 kvadratmeter parkettgolv fr\u00e5n ett f\u00f6rr\u00e5d i Malmberget. Ska man ordna dans m\u00e5ste man ha ett golv och eftersom det \u00e4r dyrt att hyra blev det b\u00e4ttre att k\u00f6pa. Dock \u00e4r jag ingen atlet s\u00e5 medan de andra tv\u00e5 rej\u00e4la karlarna bar stora m\u00e4ngder \u00e5t g\u00e5ngen bar jag lite mindre &#8211; och l\u00e5ngsammare. Traktor p\u00e5 plats. K\u00f6rde till Sporthallen i Malmberget d\u00e4r golvet lyftes in av den lokala brottarklubben. Middag p\u00e5 den lokala pizzerian Pizzabagarn (renk\u00f6ttspizza med pepparrot, rekommenderas, tro det eller ej).<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_79\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-79\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_9175-e1446999166437.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-79\" src=\"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_9175-e1446999166437-400x300.jpg\" alt=\"Lugnet f\u00f6re stormen, nu kan g\u00e4sterna komma\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_9175-e1446999166437-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_9175-e1446999166437.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-79\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Lugnet f\u00f6re stormen, nu kan g\u00e4sterna komma<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Fredag morgon. Bygga garderob. Sortera 500 galgar r\u00e4tt. Fixa v\u00e4xelkassa. V\u00e4lkomna Elisas och Mickeys. V\u00e4lkomna personal i entr\u00e9 och garderob. Sn\u00f6n vr\u00e4ker ner, inget ov\u00e4der stoppar g\u00e4sterna som kommer i stor m\u00e4ngd \u00e4nd\u00e5! Springa med v\u00e4xelkassa, bygga ny garderob, mer v\u00e4xelkassa, kaffe och fika, v\u00e4lkomna g\u00e4ster. St\u00e5 i garderoben en stund. Hj\u00e4lpa g\u00e4ster som \u00e4r svajiga i sin g\u00e5ng att inte trilla nerf\u00f6r stentrappan. Sl\u00e4nga ut kaffe p\u00e5 golvet (allts\u00e5 inte f\u00e4rdigkokat&#8230;) f\u00f6r att f\u00e5 lite b\u00e4ttre glid.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_78\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-78\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_9185.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-78\" src=\"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_9185-400x300.jpg\" alt=\"Nya klackar som svischar runt p\u00e5 golvet, i Malmberget denna g\u00e5ng.\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_9185-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_9185-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_9185.jpg 1632w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-78\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nya klackar som svischar runt p\u00e5 golvet, i Malmberget denna g\u00e5ng.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Fredag natt 02.30. Packa ihop allt. B\u00e4ra garderober. Ta en \u00f6l och eftersnacka. Sen \u00e5ka hem. \u00c4nnu ett evenemang \u00e4r \u00f6ver. M\u00e5nga timmars slit f\u00f6r att n\u00e5gra f\u00e5 timmar ska bli lyckade. Slitigt, men roligt. Ibland m\u00e4rkligt. M\u00e5nga glada g\u00e4ster, en del arga (f\u00f6r att de inte f\u00e5r gratis vatten, f\u00f6r att n\u00e5n tagit deras fru, f\u00f6r att ingen tog deras fru, f\u00f6r att dom inte har n\u00e5n fru&#8230;). Nu laddar jag om dansarrang\u00f6rsdagboken f\u00f6r tre kv\u00e4llar i december i Norrland. Med mitt parkettgolv f\u00f6rst\u00e5s!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_77\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-77\" style=\"width: 225px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_9173-e1446999275502.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-77\" src=\"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_9173-e1446999275502-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Soundcheck. Jag lyssnar med noggrant \u00f6ra...\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_9173-e1446999275502-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_9173-e1446999275502.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-77\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Soundcheck. Jag lyssnar med noggrant \u00f6ra&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man kan ha olika saker i sin \u00e4go, som bil, hus eller hammock. Jag har alla tre men ocks\u00e5 300 kvadrat parkettgolv av finaste modell, som \u00e5ker runt i Norrland ihop med mig och en kassaapparat. F\u00f6lj med p\u00e5 H\u00f6stfest i Malmberget i helgen&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":139,"featured_media":80,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,13],"tags":[41,44,43,23,42],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v19.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Mitt parkettgolv och jag genom Sverige | Thomas Deutgen | Mellan sulan och golvet<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/mitt-parkettgolv-och-jag-genom-sverige\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"sv_SE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Mitt parkettgolv och jag genom Sverige | Thomas Deutgen | Mellan sulan och golvet\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Man kan ha olika saker i sin \u00e4go, som bil, hus eller hammock. 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