{"id":98,"date":"2015-11-23T07:00:12","date_gmt":"2015-11-23T06:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/?p=98"},"modified":"2015-11-22T19:47:42","modified_gmt":"2015-11-22T18:47:42","slug":"ingen-lyx-i-logen-hos-dumsnala-dansarrangorer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/ingen-lyx-i-logen-hos-dumsnala-dansarrangorer\/","title":{"rendered":"Dumsn\u00e5la dansarrang\u00f6rer bjuder inte till"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Det finns arrang\u00f6rer och s\u00e5 finns det dansarrang\u00f6rer. Den typiske dansarrang\u00f6ren \u00e4r idag i form av en f\u00f6rening (kan ocks\u00e5 vara ett Folkets Hus\/Park med en \u00e5t sidan ned\u00e5t petad sosse som chef) och har l\u00e4nge ordnat dans, kanske \u00e4nda sedan det guldklimps-glimrande 70-talet d\u00e5 pengas\u00e4ckarna vr\u00e4ktes \u00f6ver band och arrang\u00f6rer. Summan av det \u00e4r att arrang\u00f6rerna g\u00f6r &#8221;som vi gjort f\u00f6rut&#8221;. Jag har i tidigare inl\u00e4gg <a href=\"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/hur-kul-kan-en-dansannons-bli\/\" target=\"_blank\">h\u00e4r<\/a>\u00a0beskrivit hur en typisk dansannons kan se ut \u00e4ven idag 2015.<\/p>\n<p>Nu ska jag \u00e4gna n\u00e5gra rader \u00e5t bem\u00f6tandet av orkestern. Sven Jerringz kommer till danslokalen kl 16.00. D\u00e5 f\u00e5r de v\u00e4nta till kl 17.00 n\u00e4r vaktm\u00e4staren kommer och l\u00e5ser upp, tidigare uppl\u00e5sning g\u00e5r Icke att uppb\u00e5da. Det g\u00e4ller att h\u00e5lla p\u00e5 den fackliga arbetstiden. Sedan packar orkestern in sina tv\u00e5 ton prylar. H\u00e4rligt med en loge fylld av godsaker att mums p\u00e5 mellan uppackning och svettp\u00e4rlor. Kanske f\u00e4rsk frukt, nybakta frallor, f\u00e4rskpressad juice, gott nybryggt kaffe och lite v\u00e5rkyckling p\u00e5 v\u00e4rmning. Sj\u00e4lvklart &#8211; om du \u00e4r en artist! D\u00e5 ing\u00e5r dessutom en kyl fylld med kalla \u00f6l, ett par helr\u00f6r och n\u00e5gra vinboxar (Amarone f\u00f6rst\u00e5s).<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_99\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-99\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_6772.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-99\" src=\"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_6772-400x300.jpg\" alt=\"En loge, n\u00e5gonstans i Sverige...\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_6772-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_6772-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/16\/2015\/11\/IMG_6772.jpg 1632w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-99\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">En loge, n\u00e5gonstans i Sverige&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I dansbandens loge lyser allt ovan med sin fr\u00e5nvaro. De duktiga arrang\u00f6rerna bjuder p\u00e5 fika och middag, resten (tyv\u00e4rr majoriteten) bjuder till exempel inte p\u00e5 mer \u00e4n detta. En back med Loka, fast man har bem\u00f6dat sig att ta bort alla \u00f6vriga Loka, s\u00e5 det bara r\u00e4cker till en per person. Ska du ha mer f\u00e5r du k\u00f6pa (ett st\u00e4lle har t ex l\u00e4skf\u00f6rs\u00e4ljning till personalpris. Ordinarie pris \u00e4r 10 kr, men personalpriset \u00e4r hisnande billigt &#8211; 9 kr!).<\/p>\n<p>Hos majoriteten av dansarrang\u00f6rerna f\u00f6ljer sedan en l\u00e5ng vandring i logem\u00f6rkret. Kanske en dammsugare (men bara om den \u00e4r inplastad och med ett n\u00e4ra b\u00e4st-f\u00f6redatum), i pausen den obligatoriska pausmackan med k\u00f6ttbullar och r\u00e4ksallad. N\u00e4r dansen \u00e4r slut och bandet tv\u00e5 timmar senare har packat ihop och \u00e4r hungriga igen (dansbandsmusiker \u00e4r alltid hungriga) har tanten i fiket st\u00e4ngt, l\u00e5st (med h\u00e4ngl\u00e5s s\u00e5 ingen obeh\u00f6rig bryter sig in i hennes kyl) och g\u00e5tt hem sen l\u00e4nge.<\/p>\n<p>Dansbanden s\u00e4ger elaka saker om st\u00e4llet, knyter h\u00e4nderna i byxfickorna och \u00e5ker \u00e4n en g\u00e5ng till Statoil. Om sex m\u00e5nader kommer dom tillbaka till dansst\u00e4llet igen. Dansband klagar n\u00e4mligen aldrig &#8211; h\u00f6gt&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Den coola artisten m\u00f6ts av vita skinnsoffor, grogg och fett gage p\u00e5 spelplatsen. Hotell, nattamat och nystekt frukostbacon \u00e4r sj\u00e4lvklarhet. F\u00f6r dansbanden \u00e4r allt detta utopi. En l\u00e4sk per person, termoskaffe, tr\u00f6tt ostfralla och minimalt gage \u00e4r vardag&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":139,"featured_media":101,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,18],"tags":[61,56,57,58,60,59],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v19.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Dumsn\u00e5la dansarrang\u00f6rer bjuder inte till | Thomas Deutgen | Mellan sulan och golvet<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/mellan-sulan-och-golvet\/ingen-lyx-i-logen-hos-dumsnala-dansarrangorer\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"sv_SE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Dumsn\u00e5la dansarrang\u00f6rer bjuder inte till | Thomas Deutgen | Mellan sulan och golvet\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Den coola artisten m\u00f6ts av vita skinnsoffor, grogg och fett gage p\u00e5 spelplatsen. 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