{"id":26,"date":"2017-07-25T15:33:58","date_gmt":"2017-07-25T13:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/timmerochelande\/?p=26"},"modified":"2017-07-25T15:33:58","modified_gmt":"2017-07-25T13:33:58","slug":"formiddagsnoje","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.land.se\/timmerochelande\/2017\/07\/25\/formiddagsnoje\/","title":{"rendered":"F\u00f6rmiddagsn\u00f6je"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Idag har jag roat mig rej\u00e4lt p\u00e5 f\u00f6rmiddagen. Jag kan tyv\u00e4rr inte l\u00e4gga in n\u00e5gra bilder d\u00e5 jag inte vill h\u00e4nga ut n\u00e5gon, men jag ska f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka hj\u00e4lpa er att m\u00e5la upp en inre bild.<\/p>\n<p>Bil-pingpong. Det g\u00e5r till s\u00e5 att man utf\u00f6r ett arbete p\u00e5 sin tomt, g\u00e4rna ett av st\u00f6rre eller underlig karakt\u00e4r. F\u00f6retr\u00e4desvis med hj\u00e4lp av maskiner. Tio f\u00e4rgburkar g\u00e5r ocks\u00e5 bra, olika kul\u00f6rer. Stryk ut inneh\u00e5llet p\u00e5 valfri, v\u00e4l synlig, yta. S\u00e4tt er p\u00e5 huk och v\u00e4nta. (I \u00e4rlighetens namn s\u00e5 r\u00e4cker det ibland om man g\u00e5r och h\u00e4mtar posten f\u00f6r att starta granntanten-med-kikaren.)<\/p>\n<p>Man utf\u00f6r arbetet och st\u00e5r g\u00e4rna lite skymd. N\u00e4r man h\u00f6r att en bil stannar utanf\u00f6r s\u00e5 reser man p\u00e5 sig och stirrar p\u00e5 bilen, tar sedan n\u00e5gra steg dit\u00e5t. Bilen k\u00f6r iv\u00e4g. Ett po\u00e4ng. Man f\u00e5r tv\u00e5 extrapo\u00e4ng om bilens f\u00f6rare inte kan h\u00e5lla sig utan v\u00e4nder och man d\u00e5 lyckas utf\u00f6ra samma man\u00f6ver igen. En bonuskaka till kaffet f\u00e5r man om man har en kikare runt halsen och st\u00e4ller sig och tittar tillbaka p\u00e5 granntanten-med-kikaren. Hennes min \u00e4r obetalbar, jag lovar. Men, <em>hon ger sig inte.\u00a0<\/em>Hon g\u00e5r in i sitt hus och g\u00f6mmer sig lite halvt bakom en gardin. Jag har haft funderingar p\u00e5 att k\u00f6pa en skyltdocka och begrava den inrullad i en matta, bara f\u00f6r att. Nu \u00e4r ju s\u00e5dana gjorda av plast, ett \u00e4mne jag skyr som pesten, s\u00e5 det har fallit p\u00e5 det.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5d\u00e4r, en halvdagsrapportering. Nu ska jag gr\u00e4va vallgrav och bygga mig en palissad \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>PS. Bild p\u00e5 vad gr\u00e4varna \u00e5stadkommit dyker upp s\u00e5 sm\u00e5ningom<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Idag har jag roat mig rej\u00e4lt p\u00e5 f\u00f6rmiddagen. Jag kan tyv\u00e4rr inte l\u00e4gga in n\u00e5gra bilder d\u00e5 jag inte vill h\u00e4nga ut n\u00e5gon, men jag ska f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka hj\u00e4lpa er att m\u00e5la upp en inre bild. Bil-pingpong. 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